Happy Halloween!

So this one time,

I was a witch.

You wanna know the

best thing about this costume?

I had a real wart on my nose,

and Momma just covered it with eyeliner ;)

No, I'm not dressing up this year.
No, I no longer have a wart on my nose.

But that doesn't mean I'm

not going to stuff my face with loads

of candy and be completely miserable :)